Sunday, September 16, 2012

I See London, I See France...

Because things like this (and this) don't happen to me enough...

Today, after a great service, I said goodbye to some friends, and stopped into the restroom on my way out of church.

I left the restroom, and bumped into a woman who was standing near the drinking fountain.  We chuckled, apologized, and she stepped aside so I could pass by her.  

Suddenly, I felt someone grab my arm and yank me backwards, back into the corridor near the drinking fountain.  Confused, I looked and saw that it was the woman I had just passed, and she was saying:  "Miss, miss, come here."  I knew immediately, by the look on her face, what the problem was.

My skirt was tucked into my underwear.  

(TMI, but I at least had on a super cute pair of polka dot undies, but that's beside the point).  
I thanked her profusely, and she 'cleared' me for a safe departure from the corridor.  

I am so glad I didn't continue on into the foyer of the church in such a fashion.  

So, regarding church, I have already fallen, and nearly showed off my undies to an unsuspecting crowd.  

Seriously.  What next?

Well, I do suppose it could have been worse.  
Thank God for the nice lady who noticed!  

Happy Sunday, folks!